"Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back on the wall."
"It's a matter of time... and life expectancy."
"Baseball is wrong. A man with four balls cannot walk."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"Last night, I was lying on my bed looking at the stars, and wondered, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"
"Always remember - you're unique, just like everyone else."